Do you want to know what I packed??
Every outfit you can imagine, from the glamorous to the sporty. I pretty much managed to squeeze my whole closet into one giant suitcase. GIANT. But I will be well prepared with many wardrobe options, which is essential to any trip. I also have another suitcase. It is loaded with only SHOES! I took 12 pairs. I am not even pulling your leg. I cannot live with out them. And I seriously had a pang of guilt leaving my others behind. They were all like, “why can't we go to Alaska
Show and tell 3...is.....

My dirty little secret, called the Anita Blake series by Laurel K Hamilton. Do you see how these books are hidden in a row behind other books? Ya, cause if someone was visiting and for some reason decided to start flipping through one of my books and read these, well they would probably be embarrassed about getting turned on in my living room, cause YO these books are hot.
They are about vampires and vampire slayers and necromancers and shapeshifters and I SO WANT THEM TO BE REAL and if I could choose I would be a vampire slayer. My desire for being a stripper comes from these babies. There is a lot of crazy vampire sex involved. They are quite awesome, and I am totally addicted.
And now you know my little secret, my dirty little book collection. Yes you can borrow them! I will start a little sign out system like the library, cause they are just that good.
I bet right now I am sitting beside a pool, with a array of food beside me, reading a book, sadly not one of these, cause I have read them all, but one about adoption, or Edgar Allan Poe or something like that. JEALOUS?
Yes, I am jealous! Food was the best thing about the cruise I went on and I love to eat.
Posted by: Jen | June 25, 2008 at 08:13 PM
Ooh! I may have to check those books out. Have you read the Sookie Stackhouse series? They're totally my dirty secret vampire guilty pleasures. Basically mystery romance novels, with vampires, shape-shifters, witches, and more. And the heroine is a small-town waitress who can read minds. Way better than they have any right to be.
I've very jealous of you on your cruise!
Posted by: Ann | June 25, 2008 at 08:32 PM
12, really... 12? Wow.
I'm up for some vampire porn. I think erotic novels are awesome.
Posted by: Danielle Melnyczenko | June 26, 2008 at 01:51 AM
Hehe, you hide your books! lol... But ever since reading your blog I have that song "I'll keep you my dirty little secret" by All American Rejects in my head. Ok - I'm 10 dpiui and I'm not jealous of your food or drink... I'm jealous that your on that dark blue water and seeing things I dream of seeing, particularly ice burgs and whales! Tell me, how does it smell? I bet it smells fantastic out there!
Posted by: Jaime | June 26, 2008 at 07:21 AM
I second that! Anita ROCKS!
Posted by: trish | October 31, 2008 at 04:25 PM