Mel's red shoes are the type I hope to be stripping in once I reach level 5. What there are levels? Yes my friends there are levels, and my level 1 class is done next week. I start my level 2 class on Aug 22nd. I am addicted. Last night I had it allllll going on though. I had the tight black pants, the double layered fitted, but not tight tank tops, the lose, washed pretty hair, the painted toe nailed feet and all this sexiness helped me start out feeling gorgeous, which propelled me into a fit of sexiness all class.
Except for the new floor move we learned. Called the cow girl. It involves sticking your hip up high on one side and then booting it out to the other side will sticking out the opposite leg in a little fling thing, and then rotating your arm like you are holding a lasso, doing all these while going in circles. Confused? So am I. Sexy lady instructor made it look orgasmic, I made it look like a monkey trying to eat its own poo. I vocalized this comparison to the class, my sister and the instructor laughed, everyone else gave me the "Why do we have to be in the class with this loser girl all the time" look.
Our new pole move was adding to the back spin. Which by the way I have mastered! I got such good height and speed on one of my spins the pole instructor was soooo impressed. I did a little extra butt slap just for her!
After class I was in my car, blaring the music and feeling on top of the world. Once again my curves and figure showed me their hidden power and made me all kinds of proud. I am so excited to get to level 5! I will defiantly be buying a pole for our bedroom, if it will fit in there with our new mattress! (WHICH YES WE BOUGHT! Keith drove down from his vacation to try it out, and he loves it too! We are getting it on Sunday!)
PS Oh the poor Wii Fit board has been neglected so severely. I am to terrified to even press the on button, what if the animated board jumps out of the TV like the girl in the ring and then drags me down the well of exercise doom! FEAR!
Do you read Jen Lancaster's blog? In her most recent book she paid homage to crocs (i know, what???) anyway, they sent her a gift for all the nice unsolicited publicity and guess what? They have a line of super cute, non-plastic shoes!
Here is the URL for her post,
http://www.jennsylvania.com/jennsylvania/2008/07/thank-you-natas.html
I am so in love with those magical mary jane heels! If I had $150.00 bucks to drop on shoes I would buy those in a heartbeat. I have a new found respect for the croc label. Still don't care for the original croc so much but these are downright delightful!
Posted by: Shawna | July 18, 2008 at 10:02 AM
Made me laugh out loud! A monkey eating it's own poo.
Posted by: Joelle | July 18, 2008 at 10:22 AM
Here's my plan. You should have Keith sign into Wii Fit for you so that he takes the "where have you been" abuse and then you can start it up again!
Posted by: Jen | July 18, 2008 at 10:25 AM
OHHHHHHH - Mel has the most amazing shoes. WOW. Yes, those red ones are delicious.
The pole dancing sounds like so much fun. I might have to join a class. Pretty funny description - me too - laughing out loud. Being in a cubicle, all the people around me already know I am nuts.
Posted by: janice | July 18, 2008 at 10:30 AM
perhaps pole dancing is more my speed then belly dancing.....this class is just about killing me.....thanks for the encouragement yesterday for my run.....xo
Posted by: erin | July 18, 2008 at 12:32 PM
I'm not so much into shoes as I am into wacky boots. I have pink ones, lime green ones, camo ones, black ones...I love skater shoes...I love shoes period...flip flops and sandals....ohhhhh shoes! I am definately drueling over the lovelies that both you and Mel has shared! Beauts!!!! I have one lonely pair of heels waiting for more friends, some day I hope to add a pair of these fantastic shoes I druel over on the net. :)
Love the Monkey comment btw! You crack me up!!!
Posted by: Browneyedgirl | July 18, 2008 at 05:02 PM
I had an orgasm just looking at the blue shoes and i thought, hey they look familiar and then you said SATC! And i think I came twice, cuz my fav so far - MANOLOs!!!! lol
Posted by: Brandygirl | July 19, 2008 at 12:11 AM
Sweet shoes mel, love the t-bars. Loving the shoes category, this could be fun :D
Posted by: Danielle Melnyczenko | July 19, 2008 at 11:19 PM
Hey found you through ICLW. I used to love shoes when I was younger. Now I tend to love the flatter version.
Posted by: Sian | July 21, 2008 at 01:12 AM